- iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
- Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
- iPhone user: I just like this pho-
- Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken
Cheering for…GUESS who???
Vladimir Morozov (Swimming)
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]